Wrestling Mayhem Show 963: Gronk AI Explains Wrestling! Facade, Speed Matches & Pittsburgh Pro Chaos
In Episode 963 of the Wrestling Mayhem Show, we welcome back long-time friend and indie wrestling standout Neon Ninja Facade! Join Sorg, Mad Mike, and Rizz as we dive deep into recent wrestling highlights, wild backstage stories, AI shenanigans, and the ever-entertaining chaos of fandom culture.
🥋 Facade’s Penta stories from the Remix Pro days and his wild matches with the Lucha Bros
🖊️ Wheatley Vodka bottle signing with Bron Breakker, and Sorg’s story of almost getting drunk before WWE RAW
📺 WWE Speed on X (Twitter) – struggles to find it, using Grok AI to compile match lists, and frustration with streaming content availability
🧠 Introducing Gronk AI – the show’s new favorite AI for comedic commentary on wrestling news
🛍️ Deep dive into WWE’s merch strategy: Money in the Bank briefcase, custom Cena farewell tour belts, and the elusive Jacksonville Jaguars WWE belt
🏟️ Reaction to the Pittsburgh RAW/SmackDown double taping, including Thea Hail’s Speed match and the surprising format of the upcoming SmackDown
🎮 WWE 2K pack ideas – including potential TNA crossovers and wishlist entries like Jeff Cobb and Abyss
🎤 Facade discusses his match in Ring of Honor against the new Indian giant and his unique travel stories with matches across the country
🧠 Nostalgic wrestling moments: Rhino breaking the ring at Jacob’s Pavilion, wild RWA casket matches, and Gory vs. Facade legacy
🤖 Continued hilarity with Gronk AI comparing WWE no-cut contracts to Bobby Bonilla Day
📺 American Gladiators reboot casting including Rick Boogs, Wardlow, and Jessie Godderz (Mr. PEC-Tacular)
🧠 What We Learned This Week:
Facade learned: The WWE creative team continues to reinvent and outdo themselves, especially with CM Punk and John Cena segments.
Sorg learned: AI like Grok (and especially Gronk-mode Grok) can now rival ChatGPT for comedic wrestling insight.
Mad Mike learned: Kevin Owens is the funniest drunk in wrestling, and the Wiggles are Australia’s second-best export.
Rizz revealed: He went to high school with Rob Gronkowski, and somehow this story has never come up until now.
