Wrestling Mayhem Show 962: Bear Traps and Barbed Wire: Beastman Unleashed!
Beastman Returns to Mayhem:
Casual and humorous reintroduction of Beastman, talking about his vacation mindset and studio antics. A relaxed, no-socks energy sets the tone.
John Cena’s Pipe Bomb Promo (WWE):
Cena cuts a CM Punk-inspired promo.
Discussion of Cena’s self-awareness and current freedom to experiment.
Speculation on potential Punk/Cena/Rollins storyline developments.
The team jokes about a possible “desert screw job” at Night of Champions.
WWE’s International Events:
Concern over WWE’s scheduled events in the Middle East amid global unrest.
Anecdotes about WWE’s historical tendency to perform during tense global situations.
King and Queen of the Ring Brackets:
Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton and Jade Cargill vs. Asuka discussed as standout finals.
Predictions on Orton possibly getting redemption after being “screwed” previously.
AEW’s Mexico Crossover:
Arena México show praised for energy and cross-promotion with CMLL.
Highlights include Mercedes Moné’s championship win, and Tony Storm’s Carmen Sandiego persona.
AEW’s continued international expansion and storytelling style dissected.
Licensing Controversy (GCW/Missouri):
Miyu Yamashita denied competition due to lack of SSN.
Beastman gives insider perspective on state-by-state commission differences (e.g., Maryland and Kentucky).
Mad Mike Returns:
Discusses his 20-month-old son Wayne and rediscovering wrestling through fatherhood.
Shared adorable moment: Son wearing Claudio Castagnoli t-shirt.
Beastman’s Wild Weekend Recap (APWF):
Becomes No Limits Champion after an impromptu booking.
“Tree of Woah” finisher segment dissected (Gianni slammed from turnbuckles).
Blames Jim LaMotta and Q-Mags for the weekend’s chaos.
Horror Slam Bear Trap Spot (GCW):
Beastman explains using a real bear trap for a unique in-ring moment.
Clip with Rhino shows a gore while the trap is attached.
Commentary on viral moments and the fine line between pain and innovation.
VCW Returns Announcement:
Beastman announces Victory Championship Wrestling’s return to McMechen, WV (Aug 31).
Matches teased:
Cowpoke Paul vs. Gory for VCW Title
Beastman vs. Jami Jameson – No Ropes Barbed Wire Match
Future plans: VCW shows expanding to Pittsburgh, and reopening the VCW school.
Temple of Doom (NWA):
Beastman’s current tag team with Stone Rockwell in NWA.
Appreciation for NWA’s welcoming environment compared to other promotions.
🤯 What We Learned:
Sorg: Wrestling sometimes starts as an excuse to connect with people—then becomes the story itself.
Rizz: Good wrestlers create good spaces for other good wrestlers to thrive.
Mad Mike: “Don’t waste your best matches in the first round.” – referencing Mercedes vs. Athena.
Beastman: Always bring your gear. But also… sometimes, don’t bring your gear.
